{"id":1826,"date":"2014-07-25T17:55:49","date_gmt":"2014-07-25T23:55:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pearlsonly.co.uk\/blog\/clutching-our-pearls-worst-fashion-curve-cut-out-maxi-dress\/"},"modified":"2025-05-14T00:42:10","modified_gmt":"2025-05-14T06:42:10","slug":"clutching-our-pearls-worst-fashion-curve-cut-out-maxi-dress","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pearlsonly.co.uk\/blog\/clutching-our-pearls-worst-fashion-curve-cut-out-maxi-dress\/","title":{"rendered":"CLUTCHING OUR PEARLS (WORST FASHION): Curve Cut-Out Maxi Dress"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cClutching Our Pearls (Worst Fashion)\u201d is all about the horrendous and outright ridiculous fashion and accessories! We are really shocked with today\u2019s find and we are look forward to hearing what you think.<\/p>\n<p>Today\u2019s feature that has us clutching our pearls is the<a href=\"https:\/\/www.gojane.com\/\" rel=\"external nofollow\"> \u201cCurve Cut-Out Maxi Dress\u201d<\/a>.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_1184\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.pearlsonly.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/Salt-N-Pepa-Shoop.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1184\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1184\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.pearlsonly.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/Salt-N-Pepa-Shoop.jpg?resize=300%2C205&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Photo Source: technoclips.ru\" width=\"300\" height=\"205\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-1184\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo Source: technoclips.ru<\/p><\/div>\n<p>More like a shirt than a maxi dress, this look is all about curves! This dress is very reminiscent of the shirt dresses worn by rap legends, Salt-n-Pepa in the early \u201890s. Is this a style that is set to come back? One can never tell.<\/p>\n<p>We think this look would have made more sense if it was properly named and categorized as a shirt. And added with a pair of leggings or sexy fitted jeans.<a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.pearlsonly.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/100703-e-white-0.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1183\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.pearlsonly.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/100703-e-white-0.jpg?resize=218%2C300&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"100703-e-white-0\" width=\"218\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.gojane.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener external nofollow\">This piece of cloth can be yours for $24.00.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>What do you think of this dress? 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